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    February 28

    人生就是这样

    只想找个如果手里有两个桔子,他会给我大的那个,如果我爱吃,他就全都给我,如果我嫌剥皮费事,他就替我剥,如果我嫌吃费事,他就帮我榨成汁

     

    只要这个男人有个平凡爱人的心就够了J

    February 16

    没有人是故意要变心的

    没有人是故意要变心的,他爱你的时候是真的爱你,可是他不爱你的时候也是真的不爱你了,他爱你的时候没有办法假装不爱你;同样的,他不爱你的时候也没有办法假装爱你.
     
    朋友BOLG上的一段话,满有意思的,所以COPY过来了,呵呵...
     
    February 15

    Men Are Hard To Pleased!!

    The problems with GUYS: 男人的問題是:
    If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him; 如果妳對他好,他說妳愛上他了.
    If u Don't, he says u are PROUD. 對他不好,他說妳驕傲.
    If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him; 如果妳穿得很漂亮,他說你企圖誘惑他.
    If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG. 如果不,他說妳是鄉下來的
    If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN; 如果跟他理論,他說妳固執
    If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS. 如果妳沈默,他說妳沒大腦!
    If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE; 如果妳比他聰明,他沒面子
    If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT. 如果他比你聰明,他很棒!
    If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u; 如果妳不愛他,他想擁有妳
    If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u. (very true huh?) 如果妳愛他,他試著離開妳.
    If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him; 如果妳不跟他做愛,他說妳不愛他
    If u do!! he says u are CHEAP. 如果跟他做,他說你是賤貨!
    If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME; 如果妳告訴他妳的問題,他說妳麻煩
    If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him. 如果不,他說妳不信任他
    If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him; 如果妳罵他,妳好像他奶媽
    If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u. 如果他罵妳,是表示他“關心”妳
    If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED; 如果妳沒有守承諾,妳是不可信的人
    If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so. 如果他不守承諾,他是不得以的
    If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl; 如果妳吸煙,妳是壞女人
    If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT. 如果他吸煙,他是紳士
    If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK; 如果妳考試成績好,他說是運氣
    If he does WELL, it's BRAINS. 如果他考得好,他說是實力!
    If u HURT him, u are CRUEL; 如果妳傷害他,表示妳很殘忍
    If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!! 如果他傷害妳,表示妳太敏感而且太難取悅!